Listen With Rustler: Eileen & Alex

This is a relatively tame recording by porno standards. No only is it not very explicit, but it also concerns a married couple! On the bright side, this is an actual flexi-disc. I call these things flexi-discs all the time, but they're usually made of cardboard. So check it out!

Candy Samples Flexi-Disc - Get Between My Tits!

I'm not sure what magazine this was carved out of. It's just another orphan record insert that was looking for a good home. Who knows how many people have masturbated to it before it found it's way into my mailbox. Hrmmm, I'm gonna go scrub my hands.

"Your Nuts Are Driving Me Nuts!"

Sheena: Writhing, Grinding Disco Queen: A Velvet Talks Record Insert And Photo-Spread

These particular disco hijinks are From Velvet Talks No. 4, 1979.

Velvet Talks Sept 1982, Jennifer LaCroix Record Insert

This is a sweet natured record featuring Jennifer LaCroix aka "Juicy Jennifer". It's short and to the point. If you look closely at the pics, you'll see a scar on her right hand. I wonder how interesting the story is behind that.

Velvet Talks! March 1981, Vanessa Del Rio Record Insert

This is a surprisingly rapey reading by Vanessa Del Rio. The record is in pretty decent shape, and Vanessa is actually very exotic and lovely, so there really isn't too much to complain about. The rape thing is kind of weird though. Also, if this wasn't from 1981, I'd swear that was Jason Segel on the cover.

Velvet Talks! Number 3, 1979, Three Way Sex-Disco Record Insert

This is a disappointingly non-disco three way disco record insert. To add insult to injury, I ended up buying this magazine twice, because the first time I missed the (very) fine print where it mentioned the fact that the record insert wasn't intact. So forget about the disco part, temper your expectations, and accept it for the somewhat mundane reading that it is.

 

Mystery Annie Ample Record Insert, "The Voyeur".

I have no idea what magazine this little orphan record came from, but it was in surprisingly good shape. Check it out.