Tuesday, June 19, 2012

Spoiler Alert: Rolling Thunder DVD Case Gives The Game Away

Rolling Thunder is a slow boiler of a film. It's a graphic depiction of PTSD soaked vengeance. The only way to get it legally, is to buy the manufactured on demand DVD from MGM. It being made on demand, I don't have high expectations for the dvd sleeve and whatnot. However, I am glad that I've seen the movie before, because the back cover, as rudimentary as it is, takes spoiler to a whole new territory. It literally gives the movie away. So don't read it if you haven't seen the movie. The rest of you can just shake your heads in disbelief.


Saturday, June 2, 2012

Giggles For Guzzlers: Beloved By Maniacs World Wide!

Be sure and check out my other blog, Giggles For Guzzlers. It's a collaborative effort that features vintage laffs, gags, and shenanigans. It is also home to the MAG Follies podcast, which you should listen to promptly!


Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Empire Jazz: The Jazzy Side Of The Empire Strikes Back

I lost my passion for Star Wars a while back. I can still find enjoyment in some of the original trilogy, but basically I'm done with it for the time being. But lets set all of that aside and take a look at this curious bit of ephemera. Most of us have heard the disco version of the cantina music. But this jazz bit isn't as well known. So check it out, and enjoy the jazzy side of the Galactic Empire.


Tuesday, March 6, 2012

A 1981 Vanessa Del Rio Pictorial

A Vanessa Del Rio pictorial from the December 1981 Velvet Talks magazine.


Hambo: First Rap Part II

You've seen comic Lou DiMaggio on Curb Your Enthusiasm. Now listen to him on this eighties novelty rap album, as Hambo.


Tropical Laffs

This guy in a grass skirt really wants you to go places, you know what I mean?


Sunday, March 4, 2012

An A-Peeling Banana

Be sure and check out Giggles For Guzzlers. And while your at it, give the MAG Follies a listen! You wouldn't want to let down a banana would you?


Flesh Gordon And The Nude Hollywood Argyles - Superstreaker

Here's an ebay oddity that I couldn't pass up. The seventies were a weird time.

Saturday, March 3, 2012

Velvet Talks Dec 1981: 1981 The Year In Porn Cinema

Hey all of you porn purveyors, which films stood out in porn cinema in 1981? Velvet Talks knows!


Thursday, March 1, 2012

Velvet Talks Dec 1981: Wrestling Record Insert With Thumping Sex Action

Hey check it out! Those wackos at Velvet Talks have come up with another neat idea for a record. Rasslin! That's right, you can hear these violent femmes wrestle each other to the ground in "thumping sex action"! Wow!

Aaargh! Ooomph! Ugh!


Velvet Talks Dec 1981: John Holmes' Last Stand

Face it, John Holmes was a scumbag. But after his huge, pendulous cock thrust him into the porn spotlight, he is still arguably the worlds most famous male porn star.

When this issue arrived in the mail, it was in really good shape. But my little doggy Dee Ray chewed the corner off when my back was turned. I guess it was puppy love.


Oui May 1978: I Was A Female Porncutter

If it was shot on film, it had to be manually cut. Even porn. Here a female porn cutter shares with us her unique perspective on the industry. And Maalox and egg whites? Yuck!


Friday, February 10, 2012

Superman Swoops Down To The 1982 AFAA's

The Adult Film Association Awards (or the Erotic Film Awards) appears to have been a pretty staid affair. This is the perfect milieu for Al Goldstein's outrageous antic. Velvet seems a little put-off by lack of love for Holmes. By that time, being ignored by the AFAA's was the least of John's problems.

Harry Reems Interview, Velvet's Erotic Film Guide, Jan, 1983

Everyones favorite mustachioed pornstar chats it up with Velvet's Erotic Film Guide. The interview covers a few different subjects but doesn't get to, ahem, deep into any of them.