Sylvia Kristel and my earliest boner memories are intertwined. Emmanuel was probably the first soft core feature I ever watched. Lady Chatterly's Lover I must have seen at least three or four times as a youth. All of this was courtesy of Cinemax After Dark, and the fact that my grandparents went to bed early. They almost always had a subscription to Cinemax. So from the time I was around eleven or twelve, Friday night was tits and ass night. It was the perfect way to end the school week. Sylvia Kristel was a big part of all that. She was the first female star whose name I ever remembered (and looked for).