Lisa DeLeeuw Tit Fucking Record Insert From Velvet's Erotic Film Guide, Jan, 1983

Lisa does her best to get sexy with your ear-holes in this record insert. The record itself is in good shape, sounds good, and even comes with a pictorial. I actually find the plump and freckly Lisa Deleeuw to be pretty hot. Check it out!

"Squeezing them like grapefruits"

-BoDuley

Seka Unzips Your Pants In This Record Insert From Club International Sept 1982

If you need some positive reinforcement in your life, give Seka a call! This record is in good shape but starts to crap out at the end. The albums that are displayed on top of the cover tend not to age well.

"Your cock is so big! So wonderfully big!"

Listen With Rustler Keeps The Mini Skirt Alive!

These classic British chicks claim they are showing off their mini skirts. BUT, I contend that this is all a ruse to show off their panties! What's going on here? You be the judge!

Listen With Rustler: Eileen & Alex

This is a relatively tame recording by porno standards. No only is it not very explicit, but it also concerns a married couple! On the bright side, this is an actual flexi-disc. I call these things flexi-discs all the time, but they're usually made of cardboard. So check it out!

Candy Samples Flexi-Disc - Get Between My Tits!

I'm not sure what magazine this was carved out of. It's just another orphan record insert that was looking for a good home. Who knows how many people have masturbated to it before it found it's way into my mailbox. Hrmmm, I'm gonna go scrub my hands.

"Your Nuts Are Driving Me Nuts!"

LAFF Magazine: The Girls (Sept. 1959)

Enjoy these black and white beauts from a simpler time. No nipples! Grandma, is that you?

LAFF Magazine: The Ads (Sept. 1959)

Mens mag ads may have evolved in the past decades, but they haven't changed much. They're chiefly variations of the same themes, improving the male physique, restoring hair loss, and dominating women (hypnosis!). Enjoy the weirdness!